Elevated

Just to make things clear. The only reason I'm writing is that I've finished my work, and am fresh out of places to waste time till around 2pm.

That's elevated by the way. As related to escalated. Things that go up and down.

Sometimes though, they jam somehwere in the middle.

Marmlade, Marmaduke. I must confess, even the teeniest tiniest cold can explode into such a disaster for me. Weak weak weak. Phaw!

My lunch shall be a kit kat and pack of ribena. Carton of. Even.

Oh yes, the elevator. Lift. It jammed. Going home at what, half past eleven. And the dratted thing opens between floors. I'm staring at a brick wall, construction girders I suppose, and half the ground floor door beneath me. That of course, remains closed. Lucky it jammed so early though. Like roads, I normally charge blindly out of an elevator. Any higher and I'd have thunk tis my floor, and have a brick-shaped imprint in my head. The coolness of that is debatable.

Twas exciting in its own weird way, after I had actually gotten a grasp on what I was looking at. It's always times like these that you remember the falling lift in Resident Evil, where the person gets cut in two while trying to squeeze through. Only heroics I tried involved pressing the emergency button, dealing with the wonderful 999 service (an amusing/frustrating story in its own right, but more relevant to a local reader-ship that I shall cater to shortly), and waiting for the firebrigade. To make things fun of course, after prying the doors open he did mention I should jump quickly before the lift starts moving on account fo the repair efforts on a different floor.

Adrenaline, Hoo Haa!

I did of course insist on handing my coat down before I jumped. With all the paraphernelia in my pockets, would have been most cumbersome. Only injury sustained involved a rap on the head from the door frame. I forgot it was there in all my excitement. Fascinating photos taken, shall upload them some time. Oooh and there was chewing gum and ciggarrete stubs! In between the bricks. Meh. Neighbours separated by filth.

Ooh got something to do. w00t w00t!
Toodles.